(Verse 1)
ROLLERBALL BABY CHARK ONE FOR ME
KISSING IN THE CLASS FOR THE CLASS TO SEE
JESSE'S GOT HER NOSE IN A LIBRARY BOOK
SO INTO MASTURBATION THAT SHE DOESN'T WANNA FUCK
(Chorus)
YOU KNOW MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
BABY'S GOT A HARD ON FOR ME
NOT YOU, JUST ME
(Verse 2)
GEOGRAPHIC ILLUSTRATION ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
PACKET OF THREE LAYING IN YOUR DESK
KING HENRY'S GOT A POX IT WAS PLAIN TO SEE
I BET HE DIDN'T GET IT OUT OF ANNE OF CLEVES
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
I WAS STANDING IN ASSEMBLY ABOUT HARF PAST EIGHT
WHEN I BIGAN TO MENSTRUATE
HANG ON JUST A SECOND GONNA GET ME A CLOTH
BUT ALL YOU COULD DO WAS STAND AND LAUGH
(Chorus)
(Verse 1)
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
MY BABY'S GOT IT HARD ON FOR ME
YOU KNOW MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON
MY BABY'S GOT A HARD ON (*Repeat 3 Times)

★Handwriting by Tony Baggett (RAPED/CUDDLY TOYS)