(Verse 1)
COSMO WAS A MAGAZINE WITH FLATS AND JOBS GALORE
I TURNED THE BOOK TO PAGE 14 AND I SIT DOWN OT THE FLOOR
COOL CHRISTME, SMOOTH AND LEAN, HER FACE WAS PURE DELIGHT
I STAGGERED UP ACROSS THE ROOM AND I PUT OUT ALL THE LIGHTS
(Chorus)
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO MONEY
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO PLANS
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - FOR YOU AND ME HONEY
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CAUSE I'M YOUR MAN
(Verse 2)
ALL LIT UP WITH TENTIE PAWS, I DARED TO TURN A PAGE
I READ ABOUT YOUR SECRET LIFE WITHIN YOU WERE UNDER AGE
WHAT ON EARTH DID YOUR MOTHER SAY WITHIN YOU WERE JUST SIXTEEN
SHE DISCOVERED YOU IN A STATE OF UNDRESS IN A SEEDY MAGAZINE
(Chorus)
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO MONEY
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO PLANS
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO MONEY
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - WE GOT NO PLANS
(Verse 1)
(Chorus)
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT
CHEAP NIGHT OUT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
CHEAP NIGHT OUT JUST YOU AND ME AND RUTH
CHEAP NIGHT OUT AND I'M ON THE TILES
CHEAP NIGHT OUT AND I CAN SEE FOR MILES
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT
CHEAP NIGHT OUT - CHEAP NIGHT OUT (Repeat until End)

★Handwriting by Tony Baggett (RAPED/CUDDLY TOYS)